The Republic of Cal-Card-Farming-033 is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 913 million Cal-Card-Farming-033ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.0%.

The all-consuming Cal-Card-Farming-033ian economy, worth 83.1 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,994 Cards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 415,058 per year while the poor average 12,172, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, Leader's perky ego is the talk of the town, and cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cal-Card-Farming-033's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cal-Card-Farming-033 is ranked 69,650^th in the world and 19^th in Cals Card Farm for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,767.37 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.