The Confederacy of Cajagi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Cagi with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 18.288 billion Cajagians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaosland. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cajagian economy, worth a remarkable 3,258 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,153 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, and sworn provincial enemies must be held back in Cagi's cabinet meetings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cajagi's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Chaos.

Cajagi is ranked 308,896^th in the world and 401^st in United Kingdom for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.23 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.