by Max Barry

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Nudest: 1,056thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,340th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Influence
Zero
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Caffeinated cow

Population1.964 billion

Currencypeso
Animalwolf

The Republic of Caffeinated cow is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The quiet, industrious population of 1.964 billion Caffeinated cowians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 27.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Caffeinated cowian economy, worth 83.4 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,458 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, and open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caffeinated cow's national animal is the wolf.

Caffeinated cow is ranked 86,463rd in the world and 11th in Und das heisst Erika for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.4 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Nudest: 1,056thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,340th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the region

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