The Republic of Caffeinated cow is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The quiet, industrious population of 1.964 billion Caffeinated cowians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 27.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Caffeinated cowian economy, worth 83.4 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,458 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, and open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caffeinated cow's national animal is the wolf.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Caffeinated cow endorsed The United Kingdom of Grandous.
- : Caffeinated cow endorsed The Colony of QuietArmy18.
- : Caffeinated cow relocated from The Satanic Alliance to Und das heisst Erika.
- : Caffeinated cow removed the tag "Fascist" from The Satanic Alliance.
- : Caffeinated cow became WA Delegate of The Satanic Alliance.
- : Caffeinated cow's influence in The Satanic Alliance rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
- : Caffeinated cow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Caffeinated cow relocated from Resuscitation to The Satanic Alliance.
- : Caffeinated cow was endorsed by The Kingdom of Batiber2.
- : Caffeinated cow was endorsed by The Republic of Smol Angry Kitten.
Endorsements Received: None.