The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Random Joe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.932 billion Caffeinatedians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City That Never Sleeps. The average income tax rate is 22.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caffeinatedian economy, worth a remarkable 4,017 trillion Cappuccino Coinzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 404,530 Cappuccino Coinzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Babies are increasingly seen as a luxury, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and cigarettes are dead-cheap. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caffeinated's national animal is the Walking Coffee Plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None but drinking decaf is a sin.

Caffeinated is ranked 223,548^th in the world and 932^nd in Europeia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 11.32 on the Hickory Productivity Index.