Population | 28.685 billion |
Capital | District City |
Leader | proctor |
Currency | aurum |
Animal | bovina |
The District of Cabo Verde Praia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by proctor with a fair hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.685 billion Praians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Administration, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.
The powerhouse Cabo Verde Praian economy, worth a remarkable 1,425 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 49,709 aurums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 186,830 per year while the poor average 9,233, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.
Crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, devotion to God is only skin-deep, and the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest bovina hunting institutions. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cabo Verde Praia's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Cabo Verde Praia is ranked 267,045th in the world and 7th in Cabo Verde for Lowest Crime Rates, with 39.77 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cabo Verde Praia agreed to construct embassies between Cabo Verde and Soviet Spawn.
- : Cabo Verde Praia agreed to construct embassies between Cabo Verde and Modorra.
- : Cabo Verde Praia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Cabo Verde Praia proposed constructing embassies between Cabo Verde and Napoli.
- : Cabo Verde Praia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Cabo Verde Praia agreed to construct embassies between Cabo Verde and Quezon city.
- : Cabo Verde Praia agreed to construct embassies between Cabo Verde and The Atlantic Islands.
- : Cabo Verde Praia proposed constructing embassies between Cabo Verde and Kaituma.
- : Cabo Verde Praia agreed to construct embassies between Cabo Verde and True Waskaria.
- : Cabo Verde Praia proposed constructing embassies between Cabo Verde and Odesa.