The State of Caaguazu is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 22.366 billion Caaguazuans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.2%.

The very strong Caaguazuan economy, worth 579 trillion betales a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is 25,895 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, Caaguazu has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Caaguazu in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caaguazu's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caaguazu is ranked 244,687^th in the world and 3^rd in Praia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.54 law-abiding acts per hour.