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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 119thMost Armed: 5,518thBest Weather: 12,081st
The Broken Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
YEET
Lord Feegle Scrumpbum
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
All-Consuming
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Byenochin

Population2.188 billion

CapitalDreytan
LeaderLord Feegle Scrumpbum
FaithCretanism

CurrencyKlavxa
AnimalKrusu

The Broken Nation of Byenochin is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Feegle Scrumpbum with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.188 billion Drestargans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dreytan. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Drestargan economy, worth 221 trillion Klavxas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 101,200 Klavxas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Byenochin, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, and sausages are seldom seen in the supermarket. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Byenochin's national animal is the Krusu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cretanism.

Byenochin is ranked 12,533rd in the world and 5th in First World Order for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,798.79 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 119thTop
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Best Weather: 12,081stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,533rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,126thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,574thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,601stMost Beautiful Environments: 18,059thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,106thMost Secular: 19,682ndMost Average: 19,789thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,657thLowest Crime Rates: 22,424thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,797thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,916th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Byenochin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Byenochin, sausages are seldom seen in the supermarket.
  • : Following new legislation in Byenochin, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character.
  • : Following new legislation in Byenochin, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Byenochin.
  • : Following new legislation in Byenochin, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Byenochin, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Byenochin, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Byenochin, more and more people are signing up for the government party.
  • : Following new legislation in Byenochin, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.
  • : Following new legislation in Byenochin, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.

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