The Kingdom of Burg land is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King burg with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.749 billion Burgs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Top Bun City. The average income tax rate is 57.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Burgish economy, worth 353 trillion burg kifs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 94,388 burg kifs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

A life spent suffering in silence is considered noble, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, and nose plugs are the latest Burgish fashion accessory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burg land's national animal is the Wild Burger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gruology.

Burg land is ranked 50,681^st in the world and 106^th in United Kingdom for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,175.48 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.