The Akrongxanh of Bullkids is a massive, genial nation, ruled by trẻ trâu hai mái with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.782 billion Bullkidsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Spirituality, although Healthcare, Environment, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acquyfreefire. The average income tax rate is 43.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Bullkidsian economy, worth 133 trillion freewaters a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,807 freewaters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, newspapers are running a front-page picture of trẻ trâu hai mái holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker, and police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bullkids's national animal is the trẻ trâu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bullkids is ranked 284,118^th in the world and 7^th in The Region of Warsaw for Most Secular, with 9.72 Atheism Rate.