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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,893rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,526thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,758th
The Holy Buffian Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Obedience is Peace
His Most Buffiness the Imperious Leader
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Buffavariastan

Population4.778 billion

CapitalFantoosh
LeaderHis Most Buffiness the Imperious Leader
FaithBuffyism

CurrencyBufflet
AnimalHydra

The Holy Buffian Empire of Buffavariastan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by His Most Buffiness the Imperious Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.778 billion Buffets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fantoosh. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Buffian economy, worth 654 trillion Bufflets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 136,943 Bufflets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, vaccinations are mandatory, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Buffavariastan's national animal is the Hydra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buffyism.

Buffavariastan is ranked 81,535th in the world and 734th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 593.20245368352 days.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 4,526thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,758thMost Authoritarian: 5,962ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,421stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,178thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,423rdLargest Governments: 8,513thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,904thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,949thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,985thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,060thMost Influential: 10,553rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,592ndHealthiest Citizens: 13,278thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,288thMost Patriotic: 14,300thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,990thMost Conservative: 15,335thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,000thBest Weather: 18,463rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,834thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,945thMost Developed: 20,635thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,677thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,944thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,289thSafest: 26,059thSmartest Citizens: 26,919thHighest Average Incomes: 27,702ndMost Devout: 27,845th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 65th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 198th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 229th in the regionMost Extreme: 258th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 283rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 319th in the regionLargest Governments: 422nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 516th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 527th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 565th in the regionMost Conservative: 583rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 658th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 661st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 689th in the regionMost Stationary: 734th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 761st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 812th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 863rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 956th in the region

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