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Most Patriotic: 3,130thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,183rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,853rd
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A lo áspero por las estrellas
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

BSN67

Population3.098 billion

CapitalPamplona
LeaderBlanca
FaithAgape

Currencycoin
Animalanimal

The Rogue Nation of BSN67 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Blanca with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.098 billion BSN67ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pamplona. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BSN67ian economy, worth 471 trillion coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 152,200 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Animal Dung" has been declared a national treasure, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BSN67's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agape.

BSN67 is ranked 218,622nd in the world and 17,125th in Chicken overlords for Largest Black Market, with 324 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Patriotic: 3,130thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,183rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,853rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,969thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,418thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,512thBest Weather: 11,815thMost Devout: 13,285thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,593rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,338thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 17,948thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,222ndLargest Governments: 19,410thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,038thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,105thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,059thSmartest Citizens: 23,762ndHighest Average Incomes: 24,134thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,319thMost Efficient Economies: 24,867thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,972ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,714thLargest Welfare Programs: 27,050thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,517thMost Authoritarian: 28,073rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28,636thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32,815thMost Subsidized Industry: 32,852ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32,913th
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Most Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 34th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 34th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 38th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 43rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 61st in the regionMost Conservative: 74th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 102nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 107th in the regionMost Influential: 125th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 161st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 168th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 200th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 200th in the regionMost Average: 376th in the regionMost Inclusive: 724th in the regionSafest: 781st in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1,493rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,777th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,836th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in BSN67, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN67, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Animal Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN67, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN67, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : BSN67 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN67, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN67, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN67, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN67, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
  • : BSN67 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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