Population | 3.098 billion |
Capital | Pamplona |
Leader | Blanca |
Faith | Agape |
Currency | coin |
Animal | animal |
The Rogue Nation of BSN67 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Blanca with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.098 billion BSN67ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pamplona. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient BSN67ian economy, worth 471 trillion coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 152,200 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Animal Dung" has been declared a national treasure, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BSN67's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agape.
BSN67 is ranked 218,622nd in the world and 17,125th in Chicken overlords for Largest Black Market, with 324 billion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in BSN67, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
- : Following new legislation in BSN67, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Animal Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
- : Following new legislation in BSN67, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands.
- : Following new legislation in BSN67, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
- : BSN67 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in BSN67, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
- : Following new legislation in BSN67, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
- : Following new legislation in BSN67, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
- : Following new legislation in BSN67, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
- : BSN67 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.