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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,742ndMost Armed: 4,368thMost Patriotic: 5,627th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A lo áspero por las estrellas
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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BSN57

Population3.112 billion

CapitalPamplona
LeaderBlanca
FaithAgape

Currencycoin
Animalanimal

The Rogue Nation of BSN57 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Blanca with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.112 billion BSN57ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pamplona. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BSN57ian economy, worth 535 trillion coins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,019 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BSN57's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agape.

BSN57 is ranked 5,627th in the world and 2nd in SAFT Puppets for Most Patriotic, with 81.7 flags saluted per person per day.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,742ndMost Armed: 4,368thMost Patriotic: 5,627thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,113thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,234thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,285thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,607thHealthiest Citizens: 11,031stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,139thLowest Crime Rates: 14,071stMost Devout: 14,244thMost Authoritarian: 15,437thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,864thBest Weather: 15,958thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 17,292ndMost Corrupt Governments: 17,388thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,600thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,234thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,210thLargest Black Market: 25,673rdMost Inclusive: 26,709thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,404thSmartest Citizens: 29,459thMost Scientifically Advanced: 29,637thMost Efficient Economies: 30,367thLargest Governments: 31,491stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32,604thLargest Information Technology Sector: 33,245th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 21st in the regionMost Conservative: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in BSN57, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN57, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN57, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN57, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN57, people say chess victor Blanca can kill you with mind-bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN57, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
  • : BSN57 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN57, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN57, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN57, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service.

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