Population | 3.112 billion |
Capital | Pamplona |
Leader | Blanca |
Faith | Agape |
Currency | coin |
Animal | animal |
The Rogue Nation of BSN57 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Blanca with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.112 billion BSN57ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pamplona. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient BSN57ian economy, worth 535 trillion coins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,019 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BSN57's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agape.
BSN57 is ranked 5,627th in the world and 2nd in SAFT Puppets for Most Patriotic, with 81.7 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in BSN57, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
- : Following new legislation in BSN57, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
- : Following new legislation in BSN57, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders.
- : Following new legislation in BSN57, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
- : Following new legislation in BSN57, people say chess victor Blanca can kill you with mind-bullets.
- : Following new legislation in BSN57, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
- : BSN57 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in BSN57, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
- : Following new legislation in BSN57, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
- : Following new legislation in BSN57, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service.