Population | 4.381 billion |
Capital | magnolia |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | wolverine |
The Kingdom of Brocheland is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.381 billion Brochelandians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of magnolia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Brochelandian economy, worth 823 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 187,965 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,452,063 per year while the poor average 6,421, a ratio of 226 to 1.
Fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses, children have one piggy bank for fun and another to avoid crippling medical debt, and the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brocheland's national animal is the wolverine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Brocheland is ranked 23,049th in the world and 1,321st in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 87 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Brocheland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Brocheland, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers.
- : Following new legislation in Brocheland, children have one piggy bank for fun and another to avoid crippling medical debt.
- : Following new legislation in Brocheland, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses.
- : Following new legislation in Brocheland, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
- : Following new legislation in Brocheland, military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods.
- : Following new legislation in Brocheland, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
- : Following new legislation in Brocheland, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices.
- : Following new legislation in Brocheland, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
- : Following new legislation in Brocheland, in pet stores nationwide wolverines are growing in popularity.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 12 » Tethys 13, Cretanja, Dragonian Alliance, Joey Wu Empire, Minecraftiana, Arkadia Universalis, Duarstania, TRIEADMORE, 6s9s2k3k, Chomskija, Atteni, and Holmica.