The Queendom of Brocelind is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The compassionate, hard-working population of 257 million Brocelindians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 8.7%.

The very strong Brocelindian economy, worth 22.1 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 86,003 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Brocelind's national animal is the kelpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Brocelind is ranked 82,122^nd in the world and 26^th in Hannan20201 for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,880.45 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.