The Democratic States of Britle is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jeroq Frenald with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.94 billion Britleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Britle DS. The average income tax rate is 42.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Britlean economy, worth 148 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,396 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tobacco industry has burnt out, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britle's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Esoteric Order of Dagon.

Britle is ranked 213,342^nd in the world and 7,894^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -148.84 on the Scary Big Number Scale.