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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 109thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 138thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 183rd
The Krinslo Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Unity, Prosperity, Strength
Influence
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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British Bayonet

Population13.537 billion

CapitalKrimielstein
LeaderEmperor Arthur Maocuarta
FaithKaradism

CurrencyGead
AnimalLion

The Krinslo Empire of British Bayonet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Arthur Maocuarta with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.537 billion Krins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krimielstein. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient krin economy, worth a remarkable 4,325 trillion Geads a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 319,513 Geads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All", the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, and the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. British Bayonet's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Karadism.

British Bayonet is ranked 43,849th in the world and 1,500th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 109thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 138thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 183rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 326thLargest Black Market: 733rdMost Influential: 892ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,322ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,339thMost Armed: 1,952ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,347thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,842ndHighest Economic Output: 4,186thMost Patriotic: 4,787thLargest Governments: 5,809thMost Devout: 6,202ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,567thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,250thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,746thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,289thMost Stationary: 10,588thMost Efficient Economies: 11,598thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,153rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,558thMost Developed: 12,586thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,957thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,295thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 21,271stSmartest Citizens: 21,554thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,439thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,370thLargest Populations: 30,183rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30,651st
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 47th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 58th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 91st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 96th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 130th in the regionMost Devout: 149th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 156th in the regionMost Patriotic: 161st in the regionMost Influential: 195th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 207th in the regionMost Stationary: 213th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 238th in the regionLargest Governments: 271st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 310th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 320th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 365th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 376th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 399th in the regionRudest Citizens: 483rd in the regionLargest Populations: 501st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 509th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 522nd in the regionMost Developed: 630th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 646th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 289 » Frances Francis the First of France, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, PlanetPunk, Corfad, Wineclaw, The Austro Germanic Union, Siwale, Phoronu, Unimaginable Doom, Shibutani, Pleroma Sans Romans, Yukti, Sil Dorsett, Pallaith, New Trisone, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Empy, Zeternia, Ethnon, Maott, Cloydicia, Xentherida, Wilkshire, Greater Pittsburgh, The Iron Lions, The Rhein States, AGoodPlace, Malta Comino Gozo, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, North Bratislava, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Omnistria, Ninjak30, Ham Federation, Unsophisticate, Pasargad, Joodey, The Sinclarian Provinces, Panama Coalition, Solmetria, Acrabinnia, Trillius, Soviet Terran, Loutsland, Seenvorland, PotatoFarmers, and 239 others.Xagill, Kranostav, Zyvetskistaahn, Merconitonitopia, Nationeer, Antiyard, Aeolist, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Sikol, Singamadri, Prydania, Simone Republic, Gendirt, Fran Advar, A Salmon Named Harold, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Bankowiata, Ozstan, The Jerichowan Country, Wisconsota, Perikuresu, Andanavia, AmManies, Oannia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, Beliras, Capitista, New Terra-Nullius, Katuda, Holy Marcus Empire, Axolotlande, Old Emporia, Parpyduckland, Atrito, Pazair, Tehmistan, KAP03land, Cobolica, Regallio, Bornodia, Loptous, The Arverni Lands, Batatoland Empire, Rex Republic, Gragadoia, Bagojo, Inspiratus, GPT-3, Varisland, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, The Soviet States of Europe, Roman Empire August, Sechiole, Thought Obliteration, Spartoi, Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Austro-Bavarian States, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Kitzgos, TyGerria, Tsandonown, New-Ferytland, Viceroy Vincent, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Harjad, Aguaria Major, Laurendon, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Nasao, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Cinnibar, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Blyskalia, Federation of Vanguard, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Esperonia, Etanur, Khoik, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Rinadia, Snipland, Southern Moosetopia, New Selkirk, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, The Confederate States of America, Marlducro, TamilPesum, Vilaforta, Catalis, Segesta, Love Shack, South Parter, Viridiann, Deliber, Northern-Kempia, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, Calabo, Ishtimbine, Kazorton, Valentine Z, Mesvice, Kaschovia, Buluma, Florevana, Furballland, Dakota Territories, Alire, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Teriol, Ayuzhhhhh, Scres Gidgerland, Bedsonya, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Crilland, Notyoutopia, Bodhisva, Castle In Confidence, Arucaria, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, Petronellania, Grith Neria, DarkMondoria, Texopolian TRADE ROUTE, CyberEgypt, Saint-Dauphin, Jenha, Galbadiana, Lionsroar, Izern, Amdupe, Democratic Republic of Magley, Vertigoism, Darbland, New Cordyceps, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Maxiverse, Kingdom of Time, Sur Isles, Alogiada, Latin Crimea, Oskland, Leone Frankia, Republiqueducroissant, Aerilia, Velting-Instan, Zandos, Cheeselandina, Eurocom, Of the Tyrannical Frogs, Tsuen Kwai Tsing, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Boltannia, Mystiquelle, Lambadian, United Orange Valley States, Northumberlandia, Western Justice, Armonker, Qep, Individualist Catopia, Artoriticitys, Lezaseia, Illusia and Neverendia, The Republic of Poland, Norwegian FOREST cat, New Chiken, Catis, Ereena, Chao Phraya River, Verderiesdre, Sanctum Teriaris, Zelenaya Dolina, Germanic Cat, Kyroth Dreemurr, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Wellate, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Psykistriaa, Kabarovsk, Halsoni, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Lugarvatn, Wechujan, Fragrancia, Mount Marvin, CzechoSaxony, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, A Nova Terra, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, United Kahndaq, New Clavidor, Gs land, Nevala, Altivia, Aarde, Verro Chouthe, The Police, Nu Elysium, Picairn, Aoncarpa, The Kingtonn Republic, The New Oceanic States, Ardok, and Crownz Capital.

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