The British Kingdom of Britashia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Random Person with a fair hand, and notable for its burgeoning Parrot population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.769 billion Britashians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lonparindia. The average income tax rate is 8.8%.

The strong Britashian economy, worth 112 trillion Britashian Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 63,364 Britashian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, convicted conmen and fraudsters often leave prison to enter a career in politics, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, and the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Britashia's national animal is the Parrot and its national religion is Christianity.

Britashia is ranked 19,947^th in the world and 136^th in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,103.69 on the Hickory Productivity Index.