Population | 7.063 billion |
Capital | Meatopia Prime |
Leader | Eddie Veal |
Faith | Holy Sacrament of the Blue Fox |
Currency | Paw |
Animal | Blue Fox |
The Federal Republic of Brisketania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Eddie Veal with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 7.063 billion Brisketanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meatopia Prime. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Brisketanian economy, worth 497 trillion Paws a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,460 Paws, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Graffiti artists make up a significant portion of the coal mining population, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and the government has been criticized for giving away Brisketania's territory to anyone who claims it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brisketania's national animal is the Blue Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holy Sacrament of the Blue Fox.
Brisketania is ranked 43,870th in the world and 505th in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 47.6 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Brisketania, the government has been criticized for giving away Brisketania's territory to anyone who claims it.
- : Following new legislation in Brisketania, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
- : Following new legislation in Brisketania, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.
- : Following new legislation in Brisketania, graffiti artists make up a significant portion of the coal mining population.
- : Brisketania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Regarding Artificial Islands".
- : Brisketania was endorsed by The Armed Autocracy of North Caldwell.
- : Following new legislation in Brisketania, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
- : Following new legislation in Brisketania, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
- : Following new legislation in Brisketania, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget.
- : Brisketania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Jar Wattinree".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 109 » Beblahbleblo, Arscanesia, Land Without Shrimp, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Aidenfieeld, Tepertopia, Bleakfoot, Eleuthelrium, Chernaya Zvezda, Ebonhand, PenguinPies, Wehraboos, Kringalia, The Haughtherlands, Froshar, Nowa Europa, Great Lothian, Amerion, Rebel-topia, Altnavia, Saciu, Goldnation, Holy Free, Sgaana, ARIAPOLIS01, Valles Stellarum, Kazhinskia, Sporaltryus, West Pastafaria, Bonobiana, Curlyhoward, Pepoland, The Free Falklands, Dhemixia, Ever Testing, Tanyaland, Hacrela, Venezia Pacifica, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Kaoia, Gonthavnor, America Gone Wrong, Belschaft, Phyakaran, Teasonda, Moreana, Hadrex, The Worst army of, Auviantan Outh Islands, and 59 others.ANuadh, Purestan, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, Inner Albania, The Solar System Scope, Marnrio, The Weirdo, Lupusterra, Eastern Juble Lux, BEEstreetz, Anarco Argentina, Genoxelande, Great Scapula, Albend, Meglomania, Janoi Donacen, Rotenaplistan, New Maxta, Ten10, Poguelands, Anatasha, North Kanuckistan, Dillimore, Yugarritia, Szurea, Statelandiastan, The Polar Bear Communities, Muffinses, 7 Trees, Sparkadooby, Merken, Palindromo, Legion Of The Moon, Bartonia Nova, Liberum Terrum, Tyopio, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Empire of Bredux, Titanaria, Bolshevik Socialist Republic, Zhuanghwei, Enessia, Esfalsa, Farengeto, Erstavik, Aucooria, Volituar Allis, Purple Hyacinth, Al Madhaa, Ellicas, Omnigarden, Entwurf, Qezos, DaBes, and North Caldwell.