The Federal States of Brenadin is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Avro Tetrarch with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 1.746 billion Brenadinians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trellisburg. The average income tax rate is 60.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Brenadinian economy, worth 91.0 trillion Brents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 52,140 Brents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brenadin's national animal is the Kucho, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brenadin is ranked 115,806^th in the world and 698^th in Europe for Nudest, with 156 cheeks per square mile.