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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,255thMost Authoritarian: 6,578thMost Patriotic: 8,687th
The National-Bolshevik State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Without communism, a nation is nothing
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Brazilian Socialist Republic

Population1.546 billion

CapitalBrasília
LeaderLula
FaithLulism

CurrencyReal
AnimalDog

The National-Bolshevik State of Brazilian Socialist Republic is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lula with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.546 billion Brazilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brasília. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brazilian Socialist Republician economy, worth 230 trillion Reais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 148,984 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, migrating birds in the nation's airspace are considered a violation of national sovereignty, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brazilian Socialist Republic's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lulism.

Brazilian Socialist Republic is ranked 336,607th in the world and 5,871st in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.28 average smiles per day.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,255thMost Authoritarian: 6,578thMost Patriotic: 8,687thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,399thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,558thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,027thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,428thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,334thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,948thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,232ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,489thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,514thMost Developed: 15,537thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,365thLowest Crime Rates: 16,437thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 17,525thMost Secular: 19,135thLargest Governments: 21,179thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,828thSmartest Citizens: 22,413thHighest Average Incomes: 25,582ndLongest Average Lifespans: 31,122ndMost Extreme: 33,019thMost Conservative: 34,584th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 161st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 163rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 165th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 167th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 213th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 242nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 255th in the regionMost Extreme: 271st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 342nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 424th in the regionLargest Black Market: 427th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 460th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 480th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 493rd in the regionMost Secular: 512th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 517th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 544th in the regionMost Developed: 567th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 579th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brazilian Socialist Republic, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
  • : Following new legislation in Brazilian Socialist Republic, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
  • : Following new legislation in Brazilian Socialist Republic, migrating birds in the nation's airspace are considered a violation of national sovereignty.
  • : Following new legislation in Brazilian Socialist Republic, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in Brazilian Socialist Republic, students asking about negative square roots are told life has no simple answers.
  • : Brazilian Socialist Republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Brazilian Socialist Republic, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
  • : Following new legislation in Brazilian Socialist Republic, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Brazilian Socialist Republic, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
  • : Following new legislation in Brazilian Socialist Republic, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet.

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