Population | 1.546 billion |
Capital | Brasília |
Leader | Lula |
Faith | Lulism |
Currency | Real |
Animal | Dog |
The National-Bolshevik State of Brazilian Socialist Republic is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lula with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.546 billion Brazilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brasília. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Brazilian Socialist Republician economy, worth 230 trillion Reais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 148,984 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, migrating birds in the nation's airspace are considered a violation of national sovereignty, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brazilian Socialist Republic's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lulism.
Brazilian Socialist Republic is ranked 336,607th in the world and 5,871st in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.28 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Brazilian Socialist Republic, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
- : Following new legislation in
Brazilian Socialist Republic, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
- : Following new legislation in
Brazilian Socialist Republic, migrating birds in the nation's airspace are considered a violation of national sovereignty.
- : Following new legislation in
Brazilian Socialist Republic, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
- : Following new legislation in
Brazilian Socialist Republic, students asking about negative square roots are told life has no simple answers.
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Brazilian Socialist Republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in
Brazilian Socialist Republic, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
- : Following new legislation in
Brazilian Socialist Republic, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
- : Following new legislation in
Brazilian Socialist Republic, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
- : Following new legislation in
Brazilian Socialist Republic, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet.