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Most Authoritarian: 1,131stMost Extreme: 3,232ndMost Conservative: 3,690th
The Nuisance of
Psychotic Dictatorship
BUT ABBATH LETS ME STAY UP PAST MIDNIGHT!!!
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bratty Kreg

Population8.78 billion

CurrencyChicken Nuggets
AnimalMom

The Nuisance of Bratty Kreg is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 8.78 billion Bratty Kregians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Bratty Kregian economy, worth 88.2 trillion Chicken Nuggets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,044 Chicken Nuggets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bratty Kreg's national animal is the Mom.

Bratty Kreg is ranked 90,320th in the world and 14th in Hells Daycare for Most Stationary, with 501.92577598952 days.

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Most Authoritarian: 1,131stTop
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Most Extreme: 3,232ndMost Conservative: 3,690thMost Income Equality: 5,118thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,386th

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