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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,994thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,827th
The Up-and-coming Officer of
Moralistic Democracy
We all joined Starfleet to dive first into the unknown.
Influence
Squire
10th Olympics Team Leader
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Brad Boimler

Population7.355 billion

CurrencyPip
AnimalRobot Dog

The Up-and-coming Officer of Brad Boimler is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its national health service, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.355 billion Brad Boimlerians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 31.7%.

The Brad Boimlerian economy, worth 421 trillion Pips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 57,340 Pips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Pips to support "struggling" industries, and posters on 'Brad Boimlerian Values' advise against being proud of Brad Boimler. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brad Boimler's national animal is the Robot Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Brad Boimler is ranked 36,812th in the world and 198th in Bytes for Most Stationary, with 1,236.07529918908 days.

Top
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,994thTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 18,827th
Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Fattest Citizens: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Brad Boimler was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Brad Boimler was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Brad Boimler changed its national nation type to "Up-and-coming Officer".
  • : Brad Boimler's influence in Bytes rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Brad Boimler, posters on 'Brad Boimlerian Values' advise against being proud of Brad Boimler.
  • : Following new legislation in Brad Boimler, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Pips to support "struggling" industries.
  • : Following new legislation in Brad Boimler, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Brad Boimler, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Brad Boimler, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
  • : Following new legislation in Brad Boimler, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight.

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