The Dairyland Kingdom of Bourbon Wisconsin is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Marie II with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 874 million Wisconsinites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Environment, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madtown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Wisconsinite economy, worth 107 trillion Cowshares a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 122,548 Cowshares, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 350,863 per year while the poor average 34,075, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bourbon Wisconsin's national animal is the Dairy Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bourbon Wisconsin is ranked 66,186^th in the world and 20^th in MHBs New Earth for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.72 law-abiding acts per hour.