The Grand Duchy of Borgir lover is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.155 billion Borgir loverians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Borgir loverian economy, worth 73.0 trillion Harambians a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,202 Harambians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Turtles Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, leading ethologists are being investigated for illegal electoral interference, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones, and Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share Turtles memes rather than government policy. Crime is totally unknown. Borgir lover's national animal is the Turtles, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Borgir lover is ranked 278,414^th in the world and 5,687^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -183.53 on the Scary Big Number Scale.