The Based Defender of Bootyswana is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Horizon with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.096 billion Bootyswanans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaborone. The average income tax rate is 64.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Bootyswanan economy, worth 614 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 149,917 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bootyswana's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Bootyswana is ranked 39,348^th in the world and 130^th in The League for Most Beautiful Environments, with 770.36 pounds of wildlife per square mile.