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Most Pacifist: 1,036thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,112thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,149th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Ain't no Heaven, Ain't no Burning Hell
Mr Lucky
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Boogie Chillen

Population22.4 billion

CapitalJohnLee
LeaderMr Lucky
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyHooker
AnimalCrawlin King Snake

The Republic of Boogie Chillen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Lucky with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 22.4 billion Boogie Chillun are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of JohnLee. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Boogie Chillian economy, worth a remarkable 3,322 trillion Hookers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 148,320 Hookers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, and the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boogie Chillen's national animal is the Crawlin King Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Boogie Chillen is ranked 139,733rd in the world and 43rd in Hippy Haven for Most Stationary, with 210.69742070912 days.

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Most Pacifist: 1,036thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,112thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,149thNicest Citizens: 1,251stHealthiest Citizens: 1,422ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,665thMost Secular: 1,891stMost Cultured: 2,094thHighest Food Quality: 2,237thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,298thSafest: 2,475thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,125thMost Inclusive: 3,277thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,322ndBest Weather: 4,387thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,576thMost Developed: 4,582ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,664thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,921stSmartest Citizens: 6,035thHighest Economic Output: 6,287thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,721stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,030thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,087thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,398thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,571stLowest Crime Rates: 12,254thLargest Populations: 12,421stMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,859thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 14,907thLargest Governments: 16,339thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,920thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,210thMost Efficient Economies: 21,313thHighest Average Incomes: 22,794thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,118th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.
  • : Boogie Chillen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects.

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