Population | 22.4 billion |
Capital | JohnLee |
Leader | Mr Lucky |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | Hooker |
Animal | Crawlin King Snake |
The Republic of Boogie Chillen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Lucky with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 22.4 billion Boogie Chillun are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of JohnLee. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Boogie Chillian economy, worth a remarkable 3,322 trillion Hookers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 148,320 Hookers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, and the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boogie Chillen's national animal is the Crawlin King Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Boogie Chillen is ranked 139,733rd in the world and 43rd in Hippy Haven for Most Stationary, with 210.69742070912 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".
- : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
- : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station.
- : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.
- : Boogie Chillen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
- : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
- : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in Boogie Chillen, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects.