The Queendom of Bonple is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen Jajka I with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.894 billion Bonples have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zarwia. The average income tax rate is 14.3%.

The strong Bonple economy, worth 498 trillion Złoties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 63,145 Złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Bears with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and Bonple's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bonple's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Enlightenism.

Bonple is ranked 57,350^th in the world and 19^th in United Nations UN for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,299.01 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.