Population | 15.414 billion |
Currency | Burgeoisie Tears |
Animal | Proletariat |
The Democratic Republic of Bolshevik is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 15.414 billion Bolshevikians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but stagnant Bolshevikian economy, worth 185 trillion Burgeoisie Tears a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 12,031 Burgeoisie Tears, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bolshevik's national animal is the Proletariat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Bolshevik is ranked 105,975th in the world and 1,356th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 399.81920939332 days.
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- : Bolshevik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead.
- : Bolshevik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Bolshevik's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Bolshevik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Bolshevik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Bolshevik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Bolshevik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Bolshevik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Bolshevik's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Bolshevik was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.