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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,207thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,207thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,427th
The Pirate Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Ahoy, Me Hearties!
Anne O'Malley
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Power
WA Delegate / Vice Chancellor
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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Bollesveis

Population1.017 billion

CapitalBois
LeaderAnne O'Malley
FaithBeanstalks

Currencykuna
Animalpirata kiwi

The Pirate Empire of Bollesveis is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Anne O'Malley with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.017 billion Bolerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bois. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bollesveisian economy, worth 70.3 trillion kunas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,127 kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, Anne O'Malley is the self-declared God of all Bollesveis, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bollesveis's national animal is the pirata kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beanstalks.

Bollesveis is ranked 26,314th in the world and 6th in Salatia for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 7.62 Bank.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,237thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,037thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,126thMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,242ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,421stHealthiest Citizens: 19,098thBest Weather: 19,158thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,795thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,856thSafest: 20,575thNicest Citizens: 20,665thMost Inclusive: 20,687thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,663rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,422nd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bollesveis, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
  • : Bollesveis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Bollesveis changed its national faith to "Beanstalks".
  • : Following new legislation in Bollesveis, Anne O'Malley is the self-declared God of all Bollesveis.
  • : Following new legislation in Bollesveis, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Bollesveis, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
  • : Following new legislation in Bollesveis, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever.
  • : Bollesveis approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "On Abortion"".
  • : Following new legislation in Bollesveis, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Bollesveis agreed to construct embassies between Salatia and The Embassy.

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Alfoy and Ugressland.

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