The Pirate Empire of Bollesveis is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Anne O'Malley with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.017 billion Bolerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bois. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bollesveisian economy, worth 70.3 trillion kunas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,127 kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, Anne O'Malley is the self-declared God of all Bollesveis, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bollesveis's national animal is the pirata kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beanstalks.

Bollesveis is ranked 26,314^th in the world and 6^th in Salatia for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 7.62 Bank.