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Most Secular: 2,265thMost Pacifist: 6,585thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,744th
The Pan Ethnic Concordatum of
Democratic Socialists
Bobrstan standing!
Supreme Troevechelit
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Bobrstan

Population1.44 billion

CapitalZoltraak
LeaderSupreme Troevechelit
Faithbiophilosophic ocultpagan trend Vedanism

CurrencyUbel'
AnimalWeasel

The Pan Ethnic Concordatum of Bobrstan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Troevechelit with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 1.44 billion New Scythians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zoltraak. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bobrstanian economy, worth 200 trillion Ubel's a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,284 Ubel's, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, the armed forces insist that UFOs aren't real... yet, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric, and fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bobrstan's national animal is the Weasel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is biophilosophic ocultpagan trend Vedanism.

Bobrstan is ranked 46,447th in the world and 1st in Economic Union of Mutual Aid for Most Patriotic, with 33.47 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Secular: 2,265thTop
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Most Pacifist: 6,585thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,744thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,510thNicest Citizens: 8,721stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,792ndBest Weather: 8,937thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,029thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,377thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,372ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,406thMost Developed: 10,776thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,064thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,167thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,179thSafest: 11,336thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,781stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,066thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,330thLowest Crime Rates: 13,172ndHighest Food Quality: 13,283rdMost Inclusive: 13,356thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,850thLargest Governments: 15,072ndTop
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Smartest Citizens: 15,934thMost Cultured: 18,237thHealthiest Citizens: 18,672ndMost Rebellious Youth: 20,216thMost Income Equality: 21,415thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,344thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,459thLargest Retail Industry: 23,041stMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,811thMost Efficient Economies: 26,896thHighest Average Incomes: 29,578th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bobrstan, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Bobrstan, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
  • : Following new legislation in Bobrstan, the armed forces insist that UFOs aren't real... yet.
  • : Following new legislation in Bobrstan, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Bobrstan, Supreme Troevechelit's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Bobrstan, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : Following new legislation in Bobrstan, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • : Following new legislation in Bobrstan, media bosses are discovering the cost of being free.
  • : Following new legislation in Bobrstan, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
  • : Following new legislation in Bobrstan, many aides in Supreme Troevechelit's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.

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