The Pan Ethnic Concordatum of Bobrstan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Troevechelit with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 1.44 billion New Scythians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zoltraak. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bobrstanian economy, worth 200 trillion Ubel's a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,284 Ubel's, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, the armed forces insist that UFOs aren't real... yet, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric, and fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bobrstan's national animal is the Weasel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is biophilosophic ocultpagan trend Vedanism.

Bobrstan is ranked 46,447^th in the world and 1^st in Economic Union of Mutual Aid for Most Patriotic, with 33.47 flags saluted per person per day.