The Order Kingdom of Bluewood Valley is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Lancelot with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.506 billion Bluewoodians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosefields. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Bluewoodian economy, worth 120 trillion Reformed Kats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 80,337 Reformed Kats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', and life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bluewood Valley's national animal is the Wendigo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kitrinism.

Bluewood Valley is ranked 289,120^th in the world and 1,411^th in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -7.21 on the Hickory Productivity Index.