The Dictatorship of Blorgiland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by God Emperor John Blorg with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.851 billion Blorgilandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blorgania. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Blorgilandian economy, worth 352 trillion Blorgs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 190,540 Blorgs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, schoolchildren quote interesting facts about the square of the hypotenuse, and Blorgilandians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blorgiland's national animal is the Blorg Devil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Blorgiland is ranked 333,564^th in the world and 22^nd in 8th International for Most Pacifist, with 3.8 cheeks turned per day.