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The REAL Blåhaj FAKE State of
Left-Leaning College State
Blåhaj for you, Blåhaj for you, Blåhaj for all!
Influence
Dominator
Memory of Will Burtz / Subordinate Mayor / II
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Blahajia

Population881 million

CapitalThe Pillow Fort With The Most Stuffies
LeaderGrand Blåhaj

CurrencyPlushie
AnimalShark

The REAL Blåhaj FAKE State of Blahajia is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Blåhaj with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 881 million Blåhajar enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Public Transport, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pillow Fort With The Most Stuffies. The average income tax rate is 26.8%.

The a Blahaj economy, worth 31.0 trillion Plushies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,196 Plushies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

In coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, conspiracy theorists allege The Pillow Fort With The Most Stuffies's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and Grand Blåhaj has just been declared ruler of Blahajia in an international press conference. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blahajia's national animal is the Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Blahajia is ranked 227,356th in the world and 1st in A New Place at a different Time for Most Primitive, scoring -92.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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