The Democratic Republic of Black Forest Burrow is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.257 billion Black Forest Burrowians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The strong Black Forest Burrowian economy, worth 641 trillion Wombles do not have monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 48,382 Wombles do not have monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise", and father-son fishing trips have been banned. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Black Forest Burrow's national animal is the Womble.

Black Forest Burrow is ranked 296,288^th in the world and 526^th in Chicken overlords for Largest Governments, scoring 7.28 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.