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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,322ndNudest: 2,669thRudest Citizens: 10,496th
The Republic of
Free-Market Paradise
Dabbling in nuclear armageddon since 2021
Influence
Hermit
Bean Master
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

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Bits Beans

Population331 million

Currencybean
Animalbean

The Republic of Bits Beans is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 331 million Bits Beansians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 38.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bits Beansian economy, worth 31.6 trillion beans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 95,381 beans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, hazmat suits are a common Bits Beansian garb, lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences, and forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bits Beans's national animal is the bean, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bits Beans is ranked 15,626th in the world and 1st in Bits Beans for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 56.66 Whatever.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,322ndNudest: 2,669thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 10,496thMost Patriotic: 14,338thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,626thMost Pacifist: 16,001stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,828thHighest Food Quality: 21,242ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,517thLargest Retail Industry: 22,911thMost Primitive: 23,568thNicest Citizens: 23,615thMost Developed: 24,596thSafest: 25,139thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,207thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,798thMost Efficient Economies: 26,587thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 26,959thMost Inclusive: 27,839thMost Cultured: 27,856thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29,066thLongest Average Lifespans: 29,845thMost Politically Free: 30,151st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bits Beans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Bits Beans, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.
  • : Following new legislation in Bits Beans, lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences.
  • : Following new legislation in Bits Beans, hazmat suits are a common Bits Beansian garb.
  • : Following new legislation in Bits Beans, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Bits Beans, Leader can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
  • : Following new legislation in Bits Beans, retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in Bits Beans, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up.
  • : Following new legislation in Bits Beans, people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time.
  • : Bits Beans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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