The Grand Duchy of Bite My Biscuits is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 473 million Greg Citizens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upper Surrey Stall Featured Corporation. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.7%.

The all-consuming Biscuitsian economy, worth 36.8 trillion Biscuit Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,888 Biscuit Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,955 per year while the poor average 18,729, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices, and the Biscuitsian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bite My Biscuits's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bite My Biscuits is ranked 7,709^th in the world and 3^rd in The Red Dawn Pact for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 7,577.78 on the Hickory Productivity Index.