The Sacred Lands of Bisofeyr is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Magus Regent Delfi Quix with an even hand, and notable for its feral children, ban on automobiles, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, devout population of 1.828 billion Bisofeyri are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunsel. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Bisofeyri economy, worth 56.9 trillion Bis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is 31,141 Bis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, all recreational drugs are legal, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bisofeyr's national animal is the Bisofeyri Panthera, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bisofeyri Aetheris.

Bisofeyr is ranked 102,723^rd in the world and 204^th in Forest for Highest Poor Incomes, with 29,523.36 Standard Monetary Units.