The Pleasant Playground of Biscayne Park is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Groundskeeper Jay with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 28.965 billion Biscayne Parkians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Squirreltown. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Biscayne Parkian economy, worth a remarkable 2,533 trillion parkian dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,463 parkian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, only the richest get to see out of their windows, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, and the election for Groundskeeper Jay's office's janitor is heating up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biscayne Park's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Biscayne Park is ranked 71,196^th in the world and 3^rd in T2R for Highest Average Incomes, with 87,463.66 Standard Monetary Units.