by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,416thNicest Citizens: 11,732ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,563rd
The Queendom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Beep beep! Who wants cake?
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Birthday Cake Herby

Population4.792 billion

Currencyfrosted gas pedal
Animaledible flat tire

The Queendom of Birthday Cake Herby is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 4.792 billion Birthday Cake Herbys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 64.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Birthday Caked economy, worth 421 trillion frosted gas pedals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,895 frosted gas pedals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Birthday Cake Herby's national animal is the edible flat tire, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Birthday Cake Herby is ranked 60,945th in the world and 6th in The Southern Ocean for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 4,112.39 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,416thNicest Citizens: 11,732ndTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,563rdLargest Retail Industry: 13,596thMost Inclusive: 14,198thMost Secular: 19,012thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,704thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,438thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,181stHighest Drug Use: 22,264thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,720thMost Developed: 23,933rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,411th
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the region

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