The Hairless Cat Cult of Bingomburgeis is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.33 billion Bingi are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bingus economy, worth 125 trillion Courjitziens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,042 Courjitziens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Bingus language, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Bingomburgeis at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, and the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bingomburgeis's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bingomburgeis is ranked 179,337^th in the world and 11^th in Aessui for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,058.01 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.