The Republic of Binchiling Guy is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 238 million Binchiling Guyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Binchiling Guyian economy, worth 16.3 trillion Chillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 68,597 Chillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, losing your sock key may require surgical intervention, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, and a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Binchiling Guy's national animal is the Chill Guy, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Binchiling Guy is ranked 270,149^th in the world and 1,109^th in Europe for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -5.1 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.