Population | 9.869 billion |
Capital | Chicago |
Leader | Carbine |
Faith | Cards |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | mouse |
The Freedom Fighters of Biker Mice is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Carbine with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.869 billion Bikers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Mouse economy, worth a remarkable 2,725 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 276,202 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors, riots have broken out as a water shortage threatens Biker Mice's stability, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biker Mice's national animal is the mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.
Biker Mice is ranked 19,389th in the world and 1st in The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago for Most Stationary, with 1,640.64094998912 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Biker Mice was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
- : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, riots have broken out as a water shortage threatens Biker Mice's stability.
- : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors.
- : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially.
- : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
- : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
- : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
- : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, traditional vegetarians are fuming over the introduction of vat-grown meat to the menu.
- : Following new legislation in Biker Mice, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.