The Province and Card Farm of Big Burn Island is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by General Anhanguera with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 3.633 billion Burnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Guaricana. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Burnian economy, worth 539 trillion Castilhian dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 148,420 Castilhian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Only adults may purchase violent video games, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, and a government program is underway to revitalize Big Burn Island's beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Burn Island's national animal is the frigate, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is christianity.

Big Burn Island is ranked 304,437^th in the world and 2^nd in Castilhian archipelago for Most Secular, with 4.11 Atheism Rate.