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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 172ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 933rdMost Secular: 1,011th
The Sultanate of
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Big Boyz

Population8.242 billion

CapitalSad Boi
LeaderThiq Boi


The Sultanate of Big Boyz is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Thiq Boi with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.242 billion Big Boyzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sad Boi. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Big Boyzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,814 trillion organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,178 organs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

This year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, the might of the entire Big Boyzian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Boyz's national animal is the chigger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Big Boyz is ranked 225,314th in the world and 7,146th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.38 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 172ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 933rdMost Secular: 1,011thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,030thLowest Crime Rates: 1,156thBest Weather: 1,470thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,479thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,538thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,736thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,794thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,875thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,941stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,069thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,110thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,578thLargest Black Market: 2,630thLargest Governments: 2,720thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,883rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,961stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,875thMost Authoritarian: 4,417thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,465thMost Influential: 4,511thHighest Average Incomes: 5,076thHealthiest Citizens: 5,351stMost Conservative: 6,030thNudest: 7,421stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,047thSmartest Citizens: 9,214thHighest Economic Output: 9,425thMost Income Equality: 11,252ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,467thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,474thMost Developed: 16,654thMost Efficient Economies: 17,505thMost Extreme: 18,915th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionBest Weather: 47th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 50th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 59th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 62nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 69th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 78th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 102nd in the regionLargest Governments: 111th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 112th in the regionLargest Black Market: 118th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 120th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 170th in the regionMost Extreme: 171st in the regionMost Conservative: 180th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 229th in the regionMost Income Equality: 250th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 270th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 305th in the regionNudest: 331st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 377th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 412th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 444th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 697th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 756th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 785th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 110 » Frinotonia, Federation of the Resentine Kingdom, Wymondham, Valerievna, Wayneactia, Malphe II, Arkadia Universalis, Yeagania, Xosharia, Tethys 13, Zapadni Srpski entitet, Joey Wu Empire, Carthaginium, West Mattasia, Dhaeland, Philosopy, The Grand Lockland Democratic Authority, ZT333, Life Country, Rundashia, Northern Irish Freedom, Domitias, Solar Energy and Free States, Sanagrast, Arr, Bayi, New Hala, Deosdora, The royal republic Of Lelle, Great Baltic Empire, Ghost Of The Order, Knights of the Iron Solari, Santa Clara Cartel, ElephantWarriorsUnite, ElJefe, New Justusia, Atlitis, Admin D, Reneda, Nuwisha, Maxxlandia, Fransmany, The Stalinist Union, Depolis, Aragon AI, Yagonia, The Supreme Kingdom of the World, South Proales, Elyssae, Dornish Federation, and 60 others.Ashterothia, Mizanzukistao, Minecraftiana, Letnem, Prayd, Lakarian, KypsCrew, Karoosh-Alban, Ocsken, Tiparu, Quussia, Brightharpia, Ethics, Indusslav, DeerField Cove, United Animal Kingdom, Engias, Vegan Reich, Iron Cladia, CN888, The United Kingdom of Germany, Phobi, Simeonia II, New Colchis, Trilanian, Teothopia, AISTB, VarrLand, Populous Magnus, Wubbiland, The Gelseen Hegemony, Sounkaopia, Jonairadsylva, Kermitopia, Basedania, Empotia, Friaritat, Cha Japor, The Catskill, Artifica, Gbliss, The Great Lechuga, Matuslania, Drooyd, PR Furlan, Krisylia, United States of Zedabi, Antonimus, Ist Meo, Loving Soul, Sosnovk, Pridelantic people, Unsere Grosse Kaiserin, East-South Eastern Asia, Votri, Anoxas, Neo Hungarica, Turtislava, Fleischner, and Angalaria.

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