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Best Weather: 13,278thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,570thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,218th
The Democratic President of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Will you just shut up man?
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Biden but he is fun

Population3.604 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderJoe Biden

CurrencyUS Dollar
AnimalGrey-Haired Eagle

The Democratic President of Biden but he is fun is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Joe Biden with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.604 billion Biden but he is funians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 63.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Biden but he is funian economy, worth 371 trillion US Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,956 US Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government invades its allies more than its enemies, foreign musicians that Joe Biden dislikes are turned away at the border, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, and studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biden but he is fun's national animal is the Grey-Haired Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Biden but he is fun is ranked 78,758th in the world and 83rd in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 614.0345375732 days.

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Best Weather: 13,278thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,570thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,218thMost Patriotic: 15,494thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,953rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,380thLargest Black Market: 21,056thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,013thLargest Mining Sector: 26,211thMost Beautiful Environments: 26,632ndMost Developed: 29,008th
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Best Weather: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 28th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th in the regionMost Developed: 60th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Biden but he is fun was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Biden but he is fun, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done".
  • : Following new legislation in Biden but he is fun, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Biden but he is fun, foreign musicians that Joe Biden dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Biden but he is fun, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Biden but he is fun, the entire entry for Biden but he is fun in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Biden but he is fun, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
  • : Following new legislation in Biden but he is fun, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
  • : Following new legislation in Biden but he is fun, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster.
  • : Following new legislation in Biden but he is fun, calling dibs is an unalienable right.

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