The Republic of Bhaloland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Yanas Kaori with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.794 billion Bhalolandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ruikarna. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bhalolandian economy, worth 560 trillion Jougans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 147,660 Jougans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, and transgender and agender are on the education agenda. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bhaloland's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Bhaloland is ranked 101,877^th in the world and 35^th in Declansburg for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 3,738.54 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.