Population | 14.213 billion |
Capital | Fortuna |
Leader | Chairman Hermes Smith |
Faith | Pragmatism |
Currency | Gold Mark |
Animal | Monster Dolphin |
The Blue Commonwealth of Beta Sao is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chairman Hermes Smith with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 14.213 billion Beta Saoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortuna. The average income tax rate is 67.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Beta Saoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,237 trillion Gold Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 298,136 Gold Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
Notable individuals are granted land and titles, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, all footpaths have tollbooths, and a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers. Crime is totally unknown. Beta Sao's national animal is the Monster Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Pragmatism.
Beta Sao is ranked 36,398th in the world and 418th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 1,244.05988435672 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Beta Sao, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers.
- : Following new legislation in Beta Sao, all footpaths have tollbooths.
- : Following new legislation in Beta Sao, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
- : Following new legislation in Beta Sao, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
- : Following new legislation in Beta Sao, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining.
- : Following new legislation in Beta Sao, Beta Saoans suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in Beta Sao, sometimes a single pallbearer is all you need.
- : Following new legislation in Beta Sao, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
- : Following new legislation in Beta Sao, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
- : Following new legislation in Beta Sao, Chairman Hermes Smith sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy.