The Dgit Decvef Gsif of BeNeFiTS Of BeeFTiNS And FeeTBiNS is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by C C Grifjer with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and smutty television. The quiet, industrious population of 1.755 billion Anusbelts have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cottonpier Covertden Zincsite. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BeNeFiTS Of BeeFTiNS And FeeTBiNSian economy, worth 197 trillion Blongdee Blungdiis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,731 Blongdee Blungdiis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Babies are a small but significant export, childish pranks are no laughing matter, C C Grifjer's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BeNeFiTS Of BeeFTiNS And FeeTBiNS's national animal is the Elephantine Unicorns, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Humanism.

BeNeFiTS Of BeeFTiNS And FeeTBiNS is ranked 38,899^th in the world and 1,741^st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,485.29 on the Societal Mobility Rating.