by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 266th Most Influential: 469th Best Weather: 1,235th
The Bureaucracy of
Democratic Socialists
A fin
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.935 billion

CapitalNorfolk Pinewoods
LeaderPrime Minister Stan Bach

AnimalLasiorhinus latifrons

The Bureaucracy of Beepee is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.935 billion Beepeeps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth 322 trillion Shills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,574 Shills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

With increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color", children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 154,564th in the world and 6,751st in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 6,829.54 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 266thMost Influential: 469thBest Weather: 1,235thSafest: 1,482ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,673rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,803rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,865thMost Pacifist: 1,884thHealthiest Citizens: 2,101stMost Developed: 2,339thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,387thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,960thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,056thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,085thNicest Citizens: 3,337thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,423rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,473rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,512thSmartest Citizens: 3,540thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,878thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,005thMost Secular: 4,531stLargest Governments: 4,791stMost Cultured: 4,944thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,956thMost Inclusive: 5,973rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,064thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,389thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,458thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,461stTop
Highest Average Incomes: 9,439thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,426thMost Efficient Economies: 12,590thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,884thNudest: 15,450th
Most Influential: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 36th in the regionSafest: 43rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 44th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 51st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 56th in the regionMost Pacifist: 60th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 61st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 68th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 82nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 83rd in the regionMost Developed: 85th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 91st in the regionLargest Governments: 100th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 102nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 108th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 112th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 117th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 120th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 132nd in the regionMost Cultured: 140th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 167th in the regionMost Secular: 175th in the regionMost Inclusive: 212th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 229th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 233rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 295th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 318th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 319th in the regionNudest: 356th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 591st in the regionMost Stationary: 710th in the region

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