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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 203rd Most Influential: 420th Most Secular: 480th
The Minister of Regional Affairs of
Democratic Socialists
Minister of Regional Affairs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.335 billion

CapitalNorfolk Pinewoods
LeaderPrime Minister Stan Bach

AnimalLasiorhinus latifrons

The Minister of Regional Affairs of Beepee is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Stan Bach with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 2.335 billion Beepeeps are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norfolk Pinewoods. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Beepeean economy, worth 418 trillion Shills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,027 Shills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, Beepeean scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepee's national animal is the Lasiorhinus latifrons, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Beepee is ranked 122,249th in the world and 5,347th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 42.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 203rdMost Influential: 420thMost Secular: 480thBest Weather: 848thSafest: 1,100thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,175thMost Developed: 1,209thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,268thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,300thMost Pacifist: 1,399thHealthiest Citizens: 1,539thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,657thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,672ndTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,164thNicest Citizens: 2,382ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,489thLowest Crime Rates: 2,518thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,535thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,668thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,682ndSmartest Citizens: 2,738thLargest Governments: 3,306thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,519thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,880thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,961stMost Inclusive: 4,132ndMost Cultured: 4,213thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,388thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,810thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,931stHighest Average Incomes: 7,837thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,719thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,883rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,968thNudest: 14,782nd
Most Influential: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionSafest: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 35th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 36th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionMost Pacifist: 44th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 62nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 65th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 69th in the regionNicest Citizens: 72nd in the regionLargest Governments: 75th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 80th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 86th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 102nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 105th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 111th in the regionMost Cultured: 120th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 126th in the regionMost Inclusive: 130th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 149th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 187th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 189th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 218th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 275th in the regionNudest: 364th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 494th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 500th in the regionMost Stationary: 610th in the regionLargest Populations: 766th in the region

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