The Viscountcy of Bearn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Viscount Joël-Cédric Laclède de Béarn with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-working population of 23.947 billion Béarnese are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pau. The average income tax rate is 37.0%.

The very strong Béarnais economy, worth a remarkable 1,205 trillion euros a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 50,344 euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bearn has designated Pau as its capital city, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, Roman Catholicism has been named as Bearn's national religion, and Viscount Joël-Cédric Laclède de Béarn has just been declared ruler of Bearn in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bearn's national animal is the bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Bearn is ranked 184,423^rd in the world and 4^th in Aquitaine for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.06 law-abiding acts per hour.